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  •  11-07-2008, 8:18 PM 43734 in reply to 43505

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    So many great things to say!  I can't wait to use some of them!

    If you're not going to push yourself, who is?! Get out of your comfort zone!!!
  •  11-08-2008, 12:00 AM 43739 in reply to 43734

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    If a track has two identical sets I say "the only place your allowed seconds is in Pump" usually gets a couple of grins

     

    In squats, when it comes to squeezing the glutes - "imagine there is a pen on the seat, pick it up, rise and let it drop" always gets a giggle

     

     


    Keep It Real
  •  11-08-2008, 7:34 AM 43745 in reply to 43739

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    Squat track,,

    Place 20 euro between the cheeks of yer bum and squeeze it hardest at the bottom.'..I wanna hear small change tinkling on the floor. This get's a laugh.

     If you want a butt like Micheal Angelo carved it..be serious about yer weight choice.

  •  11-10-2008, 7:37 AM 43819 in reply to 43745

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    I am shamelessly stealing this one from Grey's Anatomy from last week:

     

    " If it doesn't feel like work, than it isn't going to work!!"  I wonder how many will find out where that one came from!

     

     


    Don't regret doing anything that made you smile!!
  •  11-10-2008, 10:29 AM 43827 in reply to 43745

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    In the aquat tracks that cue bottom half for 4 you can say in the basement and the tracks that cue 8 bottom half, you can say "Get down in the Dungon for 8!"

     


    Yours in Fitness! JP
  •  11-11-2008, 2:34 PM 43936 in reply to 43827

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    I used to have a habit of looking down when lunging or squating and had to really work on it when i was getting ready for the training weekend, so my trainer use to say "look up or i'll kiss you" so i have used this a couple of times in class - IT works!
    Keep It Real
  •  11-11-2008, 6:24 PM 43950 in reply to 43936

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    boose:
    I used to have a habit of looking down when lunging or squating and had to really work on it when i was getting ready for the training weekend, so my trainer use to say "look up or i'll kiss you" so i have used this a couple of times in class - IT works!

     I think this one would back fire on me, given that most of my participants are young woman looking to get it on!

     

    LOL


    Yours in Fitness! JP
  •  11-11-2008, 6:36 PM 43952 in reply to 43950

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    JPinCanada:

    boose:
    I used to have a habit of looking down when lunging or squating and had to really work on it when i was getting ready for the training weekend, so my trainer use to say "look up or i'll kiss you" so i have used this a couple of times in class - IT works!

     I think this one would back fire on me, given that most of my participants are young woman looking to get it on!

     

    LOL

    LOL.  I was thinking about that when i read boose's post earlier!


    If you're not going to push yourself, who is?! Get out of your comfort zone!!!
  •  11-13-2008, 6:41 AM 44072 in reply to 43952

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    Some favourites I always like to hear:

    during crunches: Don't hold on to your ears?  Why not?  You might pull em off.  (The class usually shouts the reply now)

    During side plank with leg lift: (to those partcipants unfortuneate to be near the instructors legs) You better hope I'm wearing pants today

    When cueing "chest proud" etc in biceps: Remeber boys - don't look at the guns.

    For female instructors: go on, load up. I like to see a grown man in pain

    Having explained easier options but wanting class to push themselves: But you don't wanna do that; it's not what you paid your £4.50 for.

    Similarly, on having realised that have started before coreography (sp?), and can see regulars grinning at you: Those ones were for free!  Or conversely just shouting "one more" for about 4 reps after the track has finished.

    Lunges Options: Bar, Hand Weights, Step. Or no bar, no weights, no step.  Class response is: No lunges?

    On running through the movements in shoulders: front raise, side raise, mac raise, rotor-cuff rises. Class response is: Pay raise?

    Between each track: What's next? Pub/home/bed?  no - chest/triceps

    "Calculation" of calories burnt in terms of food/drink: Well I'm sure that's at least 4 pints of cider extra.  Or, work more now, eat more later. 

     

    Gentle teasing of regulars who you know won't mind, eg:

    - An instructor once gave a "yellow card" (our weights are coloured) to a participant who wasn't listening during a post-track technique pointer

    - Offering to "swap" weights with regulars who haven't upped their weights for a long time.

    - Offering tea and cake to gossiping participants

     (on a different note one of my favourite instructors conspired with my bf during a Balance class to scatter Smarties just out of my reach during hip openers)

    Any sort of interaction with song lyrics is always popular.  My all time favourites being "And you're thinking to yourself: is this right or is this wrong?"  "very very wrong" and "Do you really want to hurt me?" "oh yes!"

  •  11-13-2008, 11:27 AM 44088 in reply to 39613

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    During the warm up on 67 "Bleeding Love" on the second set of 8 squats I like to say "keep squeezin' keep squeezin' those glutes" in place of "keep bleeding".  Always godd for laughs.
    Becksters
  •  11-14-2008, 10:26 PM 44164 in reply to 41174

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    Hehe i want to tell about funny word-play... There was a song with refrain "I WANNA BE FREE!" in 66th pump...   In russian language it Sounds something like  " I wont eat fried potato more!!!" :) There are a lot of word-play in English Songs for Russian people. So our coaches often use it and make our pumps very funny :)
  •  11-15-2008, 5:26 AM 44183 in reply to 43734

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    These are awesome!
    Tim
  •  11-16-2008, 4:31 PM 44231 in reply to 41174

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    We have a pump instructor here who said once during the lunge track "Are your legs burning - do I need to phone the fire department"?

    An old combat instructor said once "In Body Combat - we work the left side, the right side and the backside!"

    But the funniest one was in pump once where there were a few new people. The instructor said at the end during the cooldown "Tomorrow when you get up, you may be a little sore - in fact you may even feel like you've been run over by a bus..... but trust me it's a good feeling!"


    "I Combat - therefore I am!"
  •  02-10-2009, 9:16 AM 51556 in reply to 43505

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    I've got nothing to add (yet.....) - just bumping it back up a bit after posting about different cues to use!
  •  02-10-2009, 4:25 PM 51600 in reply to 39613

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    I'm glad this thread got bumped back up.  I've really enjoyed reading everyone's great cues.  Some of mine that I can think of off the top of my head- coming up from a slow deadlift: "rise and shine"  (with a big smile), for bottom half squats: down in the basement, under the radar, down and dirty, for a 2/2 DL- "tip for 2", for 16 reps "sweet sixteen!", on squats- "keep the spine in line- I don't want to look up your nose,"  I use the music a lot also- sometimes I'll speak my cues in rhythm with the music if people are off beat to cue each part of the move. Just taught 66 and changed lyrics- on lunges: "and it feels like SINGLES!"  on 66 shoulders: "where are TWOS?" to cue tempo changes.  To work through pain: "Go to your happy place!"  "You can make the ugly face- it helps!"  (as I demonstrate a grimace)  I'd love to hear more from everyone!  I've already borrowed some from the board with a great response!  Smile   

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