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Oh.

My.

God.

I had not realised the perils of studying so hard.

My liver is attempting to emancipate me.

However, I earned a Distinction... for my Cork Opening 101 in not only Sauv Blanc, but unwooded and wooded Chardonnay, Pinot Gris, Champagne,Cabernet,Shiraz...and what appears to be a bottle of Vodka.(empty)

Well if Friday's are for funerals,
And Saturday's for brides,
Guess I'll take Sunday as mine,
Cause on weekends I perform miracles
I turn paycheques into wine
One working weeks' wage at a time

There were a few miracles performed this afternoon - except it was paycheques turned in to pints rather than wine. I'd crack a bottle open now but I'm finding that as much as I love alcohol it really doesn't love me as much as it used to......

Gotta love this loony-tunes thread......

*Posters aren't interrupting the serious topics (such as "I'm doing my module training soon...")

*You realise there are others out there as warped as yourself, and...

*You can NEVER go off topic!!

(Carry on guys......)

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Certified Bodyvive Instructor,Certified Personal Trainer,participant in everything LM.

madari:

Gotta love this loony-tunes thread......

I'd shorten the title to "Wanna a new horse to flog?".   Look up to see if I did.

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Excuse me... May I motivate you?

rob_in_london:

Well if Friday's are for funerals,
And Saturday's for brides,
Guess I'll take Sunday as mine,
Cause on weekends I perform miracles
I turn paycheques into wine
One working weeks' wage at a time 

That's quite some resume he has. And an interesting perchant for band names. Gotta give credit to "Beasts of Bourbon".

Off the subject of Fridays, I favour the POETS Day approach.

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The forum member "pipera" is not a Les Mills Instructor, though his posts, signature and profile will claim otherwise.

Since he has been economical with the truth on his profile, read the real facts here.

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The only ones having a headache over at my place are our four carved pumpkins. Poor things.

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BODYSTEP participant since January 2008, BODYPUMP participant since February 2009.

Big headache this morning...

Going to LM class is the medecine??

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madari:

Gotta love this loony-tunes thread......

*Posters aren't interrupting the serious topics (such as "I'm doing my module training soon...")

*You realise there are others out there as warped as yourself, and...

*You can NEVER go off topic!!

(Carry on guys......)

So true. Its nice to see everyone enjoying the frivolity of it all...I wonder what it would be like if we were all in a group fitness room somewhere....

RPMfreak:

madari:

Gotta love this loony-tunes thread......

*Posters aren't interrupting the serious topics (such as "I'm doing my module training soon...")

*You realise there are others out there as warped as yourself, and...

*You can NEVER go off topic!!

(Carry on guys......)

So true. Its nice to see everyone enjoying the frivolity of it all...I wonder what it would be like if we were all in a group fitness room somewhere....

 

 

Mayhem......wonderful Mayhem

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“A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone. else thought they could.” -Zig

Teaching RPM™ and BODYPUMP™ in Bowie Maryland!!

RPMfreak:

 

I wonder what it would be like if we were all in a group fitness room somewhere....

I can hear the corks popping already!  (Well, we do have some experts in our midst....)

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Certified Bodyvive Instructor,Certified Personal Trainer,participant in everything LM.

RPMfreak:

I wonder what it would be like if we were all in a group fitness room somewhere....

Well as long as it was RPM I think we'd be OK. Any class that involved standing or, more so, co-ordinated movement would definitely be out.

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The forum member "pipera" is not a Les Mills Instructor, though his posts, signature and profile will claim otherwise.

Since he has been economical with the truth on his profile, read the real facts here.

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Well Rick, if RPM is your chosen form of punishment you should be prepared to double a non-rider on your handlebars! You could just take the option of lying on your step doing chest presses with your legs in the air though ...just to test any theories that have been discussed on the forum. Although I do fancy the idea of Fifi swapping everyone's water bottles for wine bottles in RPM....

The only problem I have had with the wine bottles in RPM is you have to put the lid back on as they only fit upside down in the bottle holder...

Major design fault by the V bike people...

We may have to invest in a few camelbacks then and play spin the bottle instead!

Haha..luckily I have one..intended for outdoor ride use..but has come in handy for those school plays/music nights when I lose the will to live...there's a few hours of my life I'll never get back...