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Wouldn't it be great for the King and Queen of Combat to release a combat movie featuring all their marital art moves on vilians, the bad and down right ugly dirt-bags. A mixture of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and a little of Mortal Combat throwen in. Now that I would buy to see. YES or NO?

Please reference the following: "Street Fighter: The Movie," "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li," "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever," "BloodRayne" "Dragonball: Evolution" and all "Mortal Kombat" movies. I left both "Charlies Angels" films and Jackie Chan's "greatest hits" out because unlike the aforementioned, these movies knew they were completely absurd and played it to the hilt.

The above are cut-and-dry examples of ideas that sound good in theory but swiftly become hot messes blinding to the human eye once they're churned out.

In any case, you see a movie starring those two every three months.

I thought the first Mortal Combat movie was quite good...

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Well - here's a good story for an Dan & Rach movie

They are flying in their private jet (the 'ginga' jet) to the UK when they get shot down over Afghanistan. D & R survive the crash and spend 4 days walking through the hills in Afghanistan when they are confronted by the Taliban. D & R defeat the Taliban single handed using all their Body Combat Skills, when suddenly they are confronted by Osama Bin Laden, who threatens to kill them on the spot.

Just then Dan rushes up to Bin Laden, gets him in a headlock and shouts "What if I say I'm not like the others - What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays - You're the pretender - What if I say I will never surrender"..... while giving him 3 knees and 3 elbows to finish him off!

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djbcrawford:

I thought the first Mortal Kombat movie was quite good...

Yeah, I quite liked it too...

Nick_in_NZ:

Well - here's a good story for an Dan & Rach movie

They are flying in their private jet (the 'ginga' jet) to the UK when they get shot down over Afghanistan. D & R survive the crash and spend 4 days walking through the hills in Afghanistan when they are confronted by the Taliban. D & R defeat the Taliban single handed using all their Body Combat Skills, when suddenly they are confronted by Osama Bin Laden, who threatens to kill them on the spot.

Just then Dan rushes up to Bin Laden, gets him in a headlock and shouts "What if I say I'm not like the others - What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays - You're the pretender - What if I say I will never surrender"..... while giving him 3 knees and 3 elbows to finish him off!

 

 

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No Fear, No Doubt, All In, Balls Out!!

Wow, im loving the story line already, tell us more, what comes next?

An alternate story line :

There's a female type troll that lives under a bridge on the golf course where Dan plays.  One day the troll grabs Dan off the ninth green and takes him back to her lair to keep as a love slave until such time as he fails to perform and then he'll become her dinner. 

Dan knows this could mean a drastically shortened life for him given the troll's bad breath and even worse body odor.  He prays to be saved, and when that doesn't work he uses the secret BC radio beacon hidden in his black belt which he always wears even when he doesn't have anything else on.

Rach tracks the beacon to beneath the bridge and confronts the troll about getting her co-program director back before next week when filming is scheduled.

To be continued...

 

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Dan warns Rach using secret Maori hand signs that the troll is a real fire breathing *** and that a tactful but very meaningful show of force is required because any mis-step could turn their future life together into toast.  In other words, don't make the troll laugh.

Rex

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Rach immediately signs back, "Right!  I saw Uncle Les's sign on the bridge - Fight Global Warming!  Don't Tickle the Troll!"

 

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now you start talking!have fun!i belive that i will say no!

good post!

i might say exellency!

keep it up,like this!

i will suport you!

 

Suddenly Rach puts a finger to her lips, "Shhhhhh, Love! I've got an idea."  The fast thinking, always business Rach has just realized what a great sizzler this will make, and immediately sends for a camera crew, runproof makeup, and her best pink hand wraps.

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For those of you not familiar with trolls, they are basically humanoid; forget the fire breathing dragon thing.  They stand upright. and have a little piggly wiggly tail.  And that tail is more than just an ornament, it's like an ignition switch.  Twist a troll's tail, and not only does their fire go out, but they go weak in the knees, and crash to the ground - Timber!  Okay, enough background on the new BC move - The Troll Tail Twist.  And you wonder where these moves come from, LOL!

Listen up!  Here's the deal : One person has to keep the Troll's attention while the other does the TTT move. First shoot has to be a wrap.  We'll mix the audio later.  Questions?  Right, we'll flip a coin to see who does which.

 

 

 

 

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Quiet on the set, please.  Places.  Sound check.  Cameras.  Action.

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Cut!  It's a wrap.  Good job, everybody.  Get Publicity to do the posters.

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