Hey cristy,

 I've been following this thread and I think the funny things you say are gold!

 I'm covering on Thursday night and I'll be sure to tell some of the stuff you've written here... hope you don't mind since we're all here to make our classes more interesting and fun as well as hard working.

 Just wondering where in the world you teach? I'd love to come to one of your classes to see you in action!! =P