Well everyone, Brenda and I got release 71 and it sounds great. We are launching on the 26th so wish us luck. Brenda already has 4 of the tracks down so she's way ahead of me. We were happy to see the song Tequila in the release. Reminds us of Mexico. We went there right after getting the new release. We had a lot of fun. One morning we both got a massage. If I remember it right here's how it went.
Brenda: Hey Wayne I know you don't like getting massage's but thanks for coming with me this morning to get one. I hear they have great massage's here. You'll like it and we can be together and have fun. Isn't it great that they could get us tables right next to each other in the same room?
Wayne: Yes it is. Do you think that you will get as good a massage as you do back home from that guy you go to? I can't remember his name. You know, that plain looking, scrawny little guy.
Brenda: It's Jeff Bodied (pronounced BOW-DYE-D). I like Jeff, he sort of reminds me of you. AND he has a nice personality.
Sven: Good morning!! Are you Brenda? I'm Sven, I'll be giving you your massage this morning.
Wayne's mind: (OMG, look at that guy! He's huge! I hope he doesn't hurt my little sunflower.)
Brenda: Yes, Sven, I'm Brenda. It's VERY nice meeting you.
Sven: Let's get started then. I'll start with your shoulders and work my way down. How's that sound?
Brenda: He,he. That sounds scrumptuous Sven.
Wayne's mind: (Speaking of shoulders, I wonder how Sven got his through the stinking door)
Brenda: Oooooh. That feels good Sven. You have very powerful hands. KEEP IT COMING. You're very good at this.
Wayne's mind: (I'm gonna gag.)
Sven: Thank you. I say if you're gonna do something, DO IT WELL. But I've just started, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET.
Wayne: Eh, it's kind of quiet in here. Do you have any music?
Sven: Not really. This is a very romantic resort. LOVE IS THE MUSIC here.
Brenda: Oh Sven, that's deep.
Sven: Oh, ok. I won't press so hard.
Wayne's mind: (What a dope)
Olga: Good morning!! Are you Wayne? I'm Olga, I'll be giving you your massage this morning.
Wayne's mind: (AAAAAAH!! What the heck is that? She looks like Sven's twin sister! How did HER shoulders get through the door?)
Wayne: Eh, no I'm Ernie. Wayne must be in another room.
Brenda: Wayner! He's just joking Olga. Don't be easy on him Olga. I want him nice and loose when we go dancing tonight so we can ROK DA HOUSE.
Brenda: My lower back hurts a little make sure you get to that.
Sven: I will in a minute. Your upper back is still a little tight. I DON'T WANNA STOP and move on just yet. Getting the whole back nice and loose can be a little TRICKY.
Brenda: Whatever you say Sven, you're the boss. I'm totally in your hands.
Wayne's mind: (Oh she's just lovin this. She's putty in Sven's hands and I'm getting pounded like pizza dough in Olga's man hands. Where's that Jeff guy? Someone GET ME BODIED! Oh the pain!)
Wayne: I know it's early but would it be possible to get a shot of TEQUILA?
Sven: Sure, I'll order it. Want one Brenda?
Brenda: Unfortunately, it doesn't agree with me. I CAN'T TOUCH IT. Hey, Wayner want to catch the early movie tonight in the lounge? They say it's a real THRILLER. Then we can eat and go out dancing at the disco like last night.
Sven: What did you think of the disco?
Brenda: We had a blast. The music was great, I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE DJ. I know you said you don't play music here, but I see you have a cd player over there in the corner. I brought a cd with me. Would you mind putting it on. I'm having a hard time relaxing with Wayne screaming.
Sven: Will do. Anything else?
Brenda: Nope. I see you're wearing a pair of those short, tight bathing suits. They really look good on you.
Sven: They sell these in the gift shop if you want to get a pair for Wayne. They're made by a company called Records.
Wayne's mind: (Yea right. Those things show off all your business. I wouldn't be caught dead in a pair of those.)
Brenda: I know, Sven, I bought Wayne a pair of them yesterday. Wayner, I can't wait to get back to the room so you can PUT YOUR RECORDS ON.
Wayne's mind: (I just want to die!)
Sven: Hey, I like this music you had me put on. What is it?
Brenda and Wayne: It's BODYSTEP 71!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end.
Hope you liked it.
Wayne and Brenda